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For The Tier Techs That Are Visual Learners

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5 months ago 1,529,983 views 3 shares

For The Tier Techs That Are Visual Learners

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Explaining virtualization to junior techs requires the patience of a saint and the creativity of a kindergarten teacher. So naturally, someone just put a van inside a truck and called it a day. It's actually perfect—a physical machine (the truck) running another machine (the van) inside it, sharing resources but completely isolated. The van thinks it's driving on a real road while it's just sitting in a truck bed. That's literally how VMs work, except with more CPU cycles and fewer confused delivery drivers. Bonus points if the van inside is also carrying a smaller scooter for that sweet nested virtualization experience.

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