Terminal In Real Life

The three horsemen of developer apocalypse, beautifully color-coded for your impending doom:

Chaos: Visualizing your node_modules folder structure is like staring into the abyss. That dependency tree isn't a tree—it's an entire enchanted forest where packages go to multiply like rabbits.

Destruction: The infamous rm -rf / command—the digital equivalent of "let's see what happens if I cut this red wire." One misplaced space and suddenly your machine thinks you want a factory reset... of your entire life.

War: Force pushing to Git is basically declaring nuclear warfare on your colleagues. Nothing says "I'm the captain now" like obliterating everyone else's commits because merge conflicts are just too much effort.