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Content WHEN YOU RUN A GIT BLAME AGAINST A MESSY CODE BUT YOUR NAME COME UP NYPD YOU YOU ingflip.com

Content PLAYLIST Songs about GIT Erstellt von 1124279316 - 6 Songs, 17 Min. PLAY Q Fittor TITEL Pull it Push It Committed My computer is dying Catastrophic Failure Fuck This Shit I'm Out KUNSTLER Jeff Beck Salt-N-Pepa Unsane GRISFX Syncretia The Theme Song

The pun is strong with this one. Netcat (often abbreviated as 'nc') is a command-line utility used to read and write data across network connections. Port 80 is the standard port for HTTP web traffic. So what we have here is the literal interpretation: actual cats inside a computer case "listening" at port 80. The kind of joke that makes network administrators silently exhale through their nose while maintaining that thousand-yard stare developed after years of troubleshooting DNS issues.

Content When I check the git blame to see who ruined my code

The eternal battle between Windows and Linux updates perfectly captured! Windows begs to update at the worst times and gets told to shut up. Meanwhile, Linux users will literally sit and watch apt update run for an hour like it's prime entertainment. The difference? Windows forces updates down your throat while Linux makes you feel like a hacker watching scrolling terminal text. It's the Stockholm syndrome of operating systems—we hate forced updates but voluntarily watch package managers do their thing.

Content POV: You opened Vim for the first time ESC Enter Shift