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Everything Is Computer

terminal Overengineering Hardware hacking Embedded Arch Neofetch Unnecessary tech Custom firmware

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1 year ago 542,062 views 1 shares

Everything Is Computer

linux-memes, arch-memes, neofetch-memes, iot-memes, embedded-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Some developer just installed Arch Linux on a vape. Because why enjoy nicotine when you can enjoy kernel panic attacks instead? The screen proudly displays neofetch with that iconic ASCII Arch logo made of characters, complete with system specs. 728MB of RAM - perfect for running exactly one terminal instance before it crashes. Next up: getting Doom to run on it, because that's the true benchmark of unnecessary computing.

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