Activate Linux: The Parallel Universe Edition

Content Evil Elon Musk MrEvilMusk Remote desktop terminal in your shower, so you can write code when you are doing your best thinking. May or may not be waterproof 9:40 AM 20 Feb 19 Twitter for Android

Content Bogdan Botezatu bbotezatu Happy 25th birthday, Linux! Here's your f-ing cake, go ahead and compile it yourself. BUTTER BUTTER

Content Liz Wheeler Liz Wheeler 3h If Apple Google boot Twitter from their app stores, elonmusk should produce his own smartphone. Half the country would happily ditch the biased, snooping iPhone Android. The man builds rockets to Mars, a silly little smartphone should be easy, right? 2,783 17 3,264 21.4K Elon Musk elonmusk Replying to LizWheeler I certainly hope it does not come to that, but, yes, if there is no other choice, I will make an alternative phone 12:25 AM 26 Nov 22 Twitter for iPhone 2,695 Retweets 476 Quote Tweets 23.1K Likes

Welcome to the Linux kernel's GitHub page, where the pull requests are apparently doubling as Tinder profiles. Nothing says "I understand open source contribution" like announcing your relationship status in a PR title. What's next? "Fixed memory leak, also I do CrossFit"? "Optimized driver code, btw I'm vegan"? "Patched security vulnerability, anyone want to see my cat pics?" And 504 open PRs? Linus must be having an aneurysm somewhere. The only thing getting merged here is desperation with code.

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Windows politely asks programs to close, waits for them to save their work, and gently guides them to termination. Meanwhile, Linux just straight up executes them with kill -9 and doesn't lose a second of sleep over it. The Firefox icon getting yeeted into oblivion while the Linux penguin stands there armed and dangerous is chef's kiss. No "Do you want to save changes?" dialog boxes here—just pure, unapologetic process termination. Windows is the helicopter parent of operating systems, Linux is the drill sergeant who doesn't negotiate with frozen processes.