If Only Kernel Level Anticheat Worked On Linux...

Nothing screams "elite hacker" to non-tech folks like a black terminal with white text. I've literally had people back away nervously when I'm just checking disk space with df -h . It's like showing a calculator to someone in the 1600s—instant witchcraft trial. Ten years writing enterprise software and people still think I'm breaking into the Pentagon when I'm actually just trying to remember the syntax for tar for the 500th time.

Content Been an Agile Coach for almost 7 years and my boss decided I should become a secretary He's an enterprise agile coach, I'm just an agile coach, I have more experience that him on field. He sat with the tribe leaders who after 2 years don't understand what an agile coach does and they defined without me a work plan, today the leaders told me that the work plan is Adjusting a crappy excel they use for keeping the backlog and the OKs even when there are digital tools for that, schedule all their meetings and check that the "right" people are in them, one of the leaders even wants me to "automate" some mails they have to send when they are dealing with capacity because it's too much work. I'm baffled to say the least and I'm going to talk to him, obviously this is not how the role is defined in the organization and not what I'm supposed to do. WHAT WOULD YOU SAY YOU DO HERE? mdalmijn.com

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The punchline here is a brilliant double entendre on the word "kernel." In the Linux world, the kernel is the core component of the operating system that manages system resources. But in nature, squirrels are notorious for breaching nuts and their kernels! The expressions are perfect - Linux core developers looking absolutely horrified at their precious kernel being compromised, while squirrels have that smug "yeah, I did it" face. It's basically the software equivalent of finding out your meticulously crafted sandcastle got demolished by a hyperactive toddler. Fun fact: The Linux kernel has over 27.8 million lines of code, which would be one extremely large nut for even the most determined squirrel.

Finally, a political decision Linux users can get behind! The headline "Taliban bans windows" is playing on the double meaning of "windows" - the physical openings in buildings versus Microsoft Windows operating system. Linux fanatics have been waging their own holy war against Windows for decades, so this headline hits that sweet spot of tech tribalism. Next headline: "Taliban mandates command line interfaces only" and watch the Arch users celebrate.

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