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Imagine writing your entire codebase in JavaScript just to avoid import tariffs. Time to start a black market for Python modules and Java libraries. "Yes officer, these are American-made classes, definitely not smuggled from Finland. The umlaut is just for aesthetics."

The cosmic horror of discovering that the language you've been trying to escape has consumed the entire programming universe. JavaScript started as that quirky little browser language, then quietly infiltrated servers with Node.js, slithered into mobile apps with React Native, and now apparently runs the simulation we call reality. Future archaeologists will dig through the ruins of our civilization and find nothing but npm dependency trees going all the way down. The astronaut with the gun is just acknowledging what senior developers have known all along—resistance is futile, and we're all just writing JavaScript with extra steps.

Finally, an executive order we can all get behind. Node.js developers nationwide are frantically updating their resumes while Python and Go developers smugly nod in approval. The real tragedy? Thousands of npm packages suddenly wondering what they did wrong. Meanwhile, backend purists who've been saying "JavaScript belongs in the browser" for years are printing this out and framing it above their mechanical keyboards.

Electron is the JavaScript framework that thinks your 128GB of RAM is a personal challenge. The tweet shows task manager with memory usage at 95% with almost 80GB consumed by a single app. Chrome: "I'm the memory hog!" Electron: "Hold my node_modules folder." Nothing says "modern development" quite like needing server-grade hardware to run a glorified text editor. Eight years of optimization work and it still treats RAM like an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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