Overthink JavaScript

bugs Syntax errors Conditional statements Insomnia Comparison Assignment Equality operators

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Overthink JavaScript

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Single equals in a conditional? That's the kind of code that haunts developers at night. The poor soul used assignment (=) instead of comparison (==) in their if statement, basically saying "hey, let's make every user an admin and then grant access." Security teams worldwide just felt a disturbance in the force. Sweet dreams!

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