Overthink JavaScript

When you tell people you're a "full-stack" developer, but really it's just you doing twice the work with half the expertise in each area. The top image shows the clean split between frontend and backend roles, while the bottom reveals the disheveled reality of trying to juggle both simultaneously. Nothing says "I make poor life choices" quite like voluntarily signing up to be mediocre at everything instead of good at one thing.

SQL developer: "I'll just ask for users between 25-30 years old. Simple query, right?" MongoDB: "Hold my document-oriented beer while I throw this nested JSON monstrosity at you with operators like $and, $gte, and $lte that look like someone's trying to launder money through code." The mental journey from SELECT * FROM users WHERE age BETWEEN 25 AND 30 to whatever that bracket nightmare is... pure existential crisis material. The facial expressions say it all - from innocent curiosity to complete spiritual awakening.

Content HAVE WE STRAYED FROM INTERNET STANDARDS? NO, IT IS THE OTHER HIE HI BROWSERS WHO HAVE STRAYED FROM OUR STANDARDS.

You wanted to add ONE tiny package to handle date formatting, and now your node_modules folder has somehow become sentient and is demanding its own ZIP code. The JavaScript ecosystem really said "you can't just install what you need" and decided that every package must bring its entire extended family, second cousins, and that one weird uncle nobody talks about to the party. The best part? It audited 2,370 packages in 32 minutes and 4 seconds like it's doing you a favor, when all you wanted was to format a timestamp. Meanwhile your disk space is sobbing in the corner and your .gitignore is working overtime. The node_modules folder is basically the Costco of programming—you came for one thing, you're leaving with 2,349 things you didn't know existed.

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