Overthink JavaScript

Ah, the modern "full stack" - three JavaScript frameworks and absolutely nothing else. Backend? What's that? Database? Never heard of it. Networking? Is that some kind of social media thing? This is the equivalent of saying you're a car mechanic because you know how to change three different brands of windshield wipers. The stack in question appears to be Meteor.js, BitBucket, and some other JS framework that probably didn't exist last Tuesday and will be deprecated by Friday.

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When your backend expects True but your frontend sends true and now you're staring at error logs for 3 hours wondering why your public registration feature is broken. The special circle of developer hell where case sensitivity ruins your day and the documentation explicitly warns you but your brain still refuses to see it. Just another Tuesday.

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First day of programming: "Let me just Google this regex real quick." Ten years later: "Let me just DuckDuckGo this regex real quick." The only thing that changes after a decade of coding is your search engine preference and privacy concerns. Regex remains the eternal mystery that no one bothers to memorize. It's like learning to fold fitted sheets – technically possible but why torture yourself?

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