Overthink JavaScript

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THE AUDACITY of JavaScript to just sit there with that stupid smiley face while your code burns to the ground! 🔥 Normal programming languages have the DECENCY to point out your mistakes. They're like "Hey dummy, you forgot a semicolon on line 42" or "Your variable doesn't exist, you absolute walnut." But JavaScript? That sadistic little monster just SMILES while you're on your knees BEGGING for a hint. It's like asking your therapist a direct question and they respond with "Hmm, what do YOU think?" I'M PAYING YOU TO TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG, JAVASCRIPT!

Job listings these days are basically a tech buzzword bingo card. Left side: backend technologies like Postgres, Kafka, Kubernetes. Right side: frontend stack with React, Vue, and Tailwind. And recruiters? They want you to be an expert in all of it . The painful truth every developer knows: companies post "entry-level" positions requiring mastery of 15 different technologies, 8 years of experience, and probably the ability to refactor legacy code while blindfolded. Meanwhile, the actual job is maintaining a CRUD app from 2012. The cherry on top? The salary is "competitive" – which translates to "we'll pay you half what you're worth but hey, we have free snacks in the break room!"

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Content var router express. Router (); Our scraping tools var request require("request"); var cheerio require("cheerio"); Hey bro, it's me. You. Yeah, I'm talking to myself. Again. So, here's the deal. You spent like, a day, trying to figure this shit out. I'm not sure if you remember, but last night while your wife and child slept soundly, you were staring at the ceiling, silently reviewing code in your head, wondering if you could come up with some kind of magical insight just by thinking about things in a relaxed state. It didn't work. You've tried a lot of shit. You've copy and pasted. You've written custom code. You've watched goddamn YouTube videos about stuff you don't even understand. And then ... then you found something that actually works. Do you understand it? No. Not really. Do vou care? The you from like two days ago would have cared. He wanted to understand things, he wanted to have a firm grasp on the underling concepts. But what about Now You? Now You has a clear, crisp response. "Fuck it.", See httns:stackoverflow.coma236083483424316 ProarammerHumor.io

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