It Was Just A Dream

Nothing says "productive day" quite like spending five hours fighting with Tauri's dependencies while your will to live slowly drains from your body. Those marketing slogans should come with an asterisk: "Fast, easy to use, out of the box"* *After sacrificing your sanity to the dependency gods and questioning every life choice that led you to frontend development. The hollow, sleep-deprived stare is complimentary.

Content 8 10 11 12 13 14 15 import socket from threading import Thread def attack(ip, port): while True: soC socket .socket (socket.AFINET, socket SOCKSTREAM) soc. connect ((ip, port)) soc. sendto (('GET ip 'HTTP1.1rn) encode('ascii', (ip, port))) if name main ip, port, threads 'ipstr', 'portint', 'number of threads int' for i in range(threads): thread Thread(target attack(ip, port)) thread.startO

First frame: "Don't shoot! I am JS Developer" with hands up desperately trying to save himself. Second frame: "Explain promises" Third frame: "Shoot" The eternal struggle of JavaScript developers when cornered about explaining async concepts. Sure, they can write promises all day long, but ask them to actually explain how the hell that callback-escaping magic works under the hood, and suddenly taking a bullet seems like the easier option. The callback hell they were trying to escape just became an interrogation hell instead.

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Content Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf -wheres the function fml - for my loop idfc - indentation doesn't feel correct lol - logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic rofl - right-oriented frame layout imo - iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb - bad recursion brb

Content console.log ("hello") YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE! std::cout "hello" std::endl; System.out printin("hello"); YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT. WHAT THE FUck