When you get an "unexpected token" error in Javascript

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Content People learning JavaScript: "I'II use array.sort) to sort this list of numbers!" JavaScript: 1, 100000, 21430, 41

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute NIGHTMARE of finding an unexpected bracket on line 32! There you are, coding away in your peaceful little bubble, and BOOM—syntax error from the depths of hell! Your entire program collapses like a house of cards, your terminal is SCREAMING at you with red errors, and you're frantically scrolling through 500 lines trying to find where your bracket-matching skills failed you. It's like getting dumped via poetry—you thought everything was fine until that '{' showed up uninvited and ruined EVERYTHING. The compiler doesn't care about your feelings, sweetie! 💔

The bell curve of software development wisdom strikes again! The middle 68% of developers are frantically learning 20+ programming languages and frameworks, convinced they need to build custom apps for everything. Meanwhile, the geniuses at both extremes of the IQ spectrum share the same profound insight: "Just use Excel." After 15 years in the industry, I've watched countless teams spend months building complex systems that could've been a spreadsheet with some macros. The real 10x developer isn't the one who knows Rust, Go, and TypeScript—it's the one who realizes your "revolutionary inventory management system" is just a glorified table with math.

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Spotted in the wild: a developer coding without their framework security blanket. The horror! Remember when we built websites with just HTML, CSS, and maybe some vanilla JavaScript? Now we need 237 npm packages just to center a div. The modern frontend ecosystem has convinced us that writing raw HTML is practically a war crime. Meanwhile, that "psychopath" probably shipped a working website while the rest of us were still configuring webpack.