Gonna Be A Tough Year Ahead

Your girlfriend buys you a game, and suddenly your gaming rig becomes a tiny toy train trying to pull a full-sized locomotive. The absolute disrespect to your potato PC is palpable. She probably got you Cyberpunk 2077 or some Unreal Engine 5 masterpiece while you're sitting there with integrated graphics and 8GB of RAM. The construction workers watching this disaster unfold represent you and your girlfriend, both witnessing your poor machine attempt to render anything above 15 FPS on low settings. Time to either upgrade that rig or pretend the game "just isn't your style" while you go back to playing Stardew Valley.