The Default Letter

Content YOU WRITE CLEAN CODE AND DOCUMENTATION BECAUSE YOU ARE PAID TO TWRITE CLEAN CODE AND GOOD DOCUMENTATION, SO THAT, THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS, AND I DON'T NEED TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE WE ARE NOT THE SAME

The evolution of a developer's naming conventions is a journey of madness. First, we start with the basic Sample.json - clean, simple, forgettable. Then we graduate to Customer_Request_Sample.json when we briefly remember documentation matters. But the final form? json.json - the naming equivalent of giving up completely while somehow making it worse. It's that special moment when you've stared at your code for so long that your brain has completely JSON-ified and you've lost all ability to create meaningful identifiers. The file extension IS the filename now. Checkmate, future me who needs to find this file!

Ah yes, the classic "let me solve this simple problem with the most unnecessarily complex solution possible" approach. Two mutually recursive functions to check if a number is even or odd? This has ChatGPT's fingerprints all over it. Meanwhile, every developer with more than 3 brain cells is screaming: return (n % 2 == 0); and calling it a day. This is what happens when you ask AI to "make it elegant" or "optimize this function." You get code that looks impressive in a technical interview but would get you publicly shamed in a code review.

Content When you're having a really hard time solving your bug that your cat decided to get involved

Nothing screams "I let ChatGPT write my entire README" quite like opening a repository and being assaulted by a wall of 🚀✨💡🎯🔥 emojis. Like bestie, I came here for documentation, not a motivational Instagram post from 2019. The sheer AUDACITY of thinking that slapping rocket ships next to your feature list makes your half-baked npm package look professional is truly unhinged behavior. You just KNOW someone copy-pasted an AI-generated template without even reading it, because no human being with a functioning frontal lobe would naturally write "✨ Features ✨" followed by "🎨 Beautiful code architecture 🎨" in a serious technical document. Sir, this is a GitHub repository, not a vision board.

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