Recursive Shirt

When JavaScript makes you want to set your computer on fire, just remember Java devs are stuck writing 15 lines of code to print "Hello World" in some corporate basement. Suddenly your undefined is not null errors don't seem so bad. Nothing calms the JavaScript rage like realizing you could be writing enterprise Java instead. Perspective is a beautiful thing.

Content class Greeter constructor name, nameChangeable true this.name name this.nameChangeable nameChangeable sayHi console.log "He116, this.name) I changeName newName if newName. length was 0 console.error Name can't be empty! else if this.nameChangeable console.log The name was changed "to nevName? this.name newName else console.error Name can't be changed new Greeter "Bob" true sayHi (

Content Backend devs when frontend devs write hacky server-side code YOU ARE SO DUMB Backend devs when backend devs write hacky client-side code BOOM. EASY AS THAT.

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Regular people worry about ignoring texts and relationships. Developers just want to know which files to add to .gitignore so their repo doesn't get cluttered with garbage. The sweet relief on that dev's face when he discovers he can ignore node_modules instead of pushing 500MB of dependencies to GitHub. Pure bliss. Meanwhile, his relationship status remains "it's complicated with package-lock.json."