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Tariff For Imports
Python Programming
1 month ago 69.5K views 0 shares
Tariff For Imports
When the news mentions "tariffs on imports" and your programmer brain immediately goes into debugging mode. Forget international trade policies—you're just sitting there wondering if your Python code is about to get more expensive. import numpy might require a credit card soon. Next thing you know, you're calculating the economic impact of from tensorflow import keras while the actual economy collapses around you.

Tariffs On JavaScript Imports
Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend
1 month ago 90.4K views 0 shares
Tariffs On JavaScript Imports
Imagine a world where JavaScript developers have to pay a 20% tax every time they write import ! The economy would collapse faster than a poorly structured promise chain. The fake news chyron brilliantly mocks our dependency-addicted ecosystem where importing half the npm registry for a simple "Hello World" app is standard practice. Meanwhile, that chaos() function perfectly represents what would happen to the dev community if we actually had to pay for our import habits. I'm just waiting for the black market npm packages and the underground import smuggling rings to form. "Psst, kid... want some lodash functions? First one's free."

Programming In Languages You Don't Know
Python Programming
1 month ago 81.4K views 0 shares
Programming In Languages You Don't Know
When you're diving into Python without any background knowledge, those __init__.py files are like mysterious empty rooms in a mansion you broke into. They're literally doing nothing visible, yet removing them breaks everything. For the uninitiated: these empty files are what make Python recognize directories as packages. It's basically Python saying "I need you to put a completely blank file in every folder or I'll pretend your code doesn't exist." Classic Python - solving problems you didn't know you had with solutions that make no intuitive sense.

Sounds A Bit Simple
Algorithms Math Programming Python
2 months ago 101.3K views 0 shares
Sounds A Bit Simple
Oh honey, you think importing libraries for random numbers is the sophisticated approach? *dramatic hair flip* Meanwhile, the ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATHS who hardcode their own random number generators without ANY external input are lurking in the shadows, cackling maniacally! They're not just playing with fire - they're BATHING in gasoline while juggling flaming chainsaws! The sheer AUDACITY! The MADNESS! Writing your own pseudo-random algorithm is basically telling the universe "I don't trust your entropy, I'll make my own chaos, thank you very much!" It's the programming equivalent of refusing to use a map and instead just FEELING which way north is!