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Posts tagged with Honesty

Honest Developer Gets Promoted To Customer
Gamedev Unity Programming Frontend
5 days ago 106.7K views 0 shares
Honest Developer Gets Promoted To Customer
Companies say they want honest developers until you actually tell them the truth. "Sorry boss, can't implement that water feature because I didn't code the swimming animation. Would take 3 sprints and blow the budget." Next thing you know, you're labeled as "not a team player" for refusing to build a physics engine overnight. The real MVP is the dev who put up that sign instead of letting users drown in unfinished features.

The Future Of Corporate Communication
Gamedev Unity
17 days ago 96.4K views 0 shares
The Future Of Corporate Communication
The most concise press release in gaming history, dated from the future (2025). When all the corporate PR speak, buzzwords, and diplomatic language finally collapse under their own weight, and someone just types what every developer actually wants to say after the 47th regulatory change. That single line statement is basically every game dev's internal monologue during crunch time or after reading yet another clueless policy proposal. The future of professional communications looks surprisingly honest.

Back To Normal
Programming Agile
1 month ago 130.4K views 0 shares
Back To Normal
Oh. My. GOD. The tech hiring process has gone from ridiculous to ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED! 🤦‍♂️ First panel: "Do you vibe code?" - because apparently asking if you can actually CODE is sooo 2020. Second panel: "No." - The most honest answer in tech interview history. Third panel: "YOU'RE HIRED!" - Because who needs skills when you have HONESTY?! And the punchline? "Companies in 2050" - as if we haven't ALREADY reached this level of hiring desperation! The future is now, darling, and it's a NIGHTMARE wrapped in a business suit! 💅

Spoke My Mind At Work... Now Updating My Résumé
Gamedev Programming
1 month ago 93.3K views 0 shares
Spoke My Mind At Work... Now Updating My Résumé
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute CAREER SUICIDE happening in real time! 💀 Boss: "Our game revenue is crashing!" Coworkers: *give safe corporate answers like "COVID-19" and "Market Saturation"* This poor dev with a DEATH WISH: "We treat players like wallets, not gamers." And just like that, homeboy's LinkedIn status changed to "OPEN TO WORK" faster than you can say "microtransaction." That resume update is happening at the speed of light while the boss's face turns the color of a production server error!

Software Engineer (Real Job)
Programming
3 months ago 103.7K views 0 shares
Software Engineer (Real Job)
Ah, the corporate jargon olympics! The more words it takes to explain what you do, the more likely you're part of the tech industry's elaborate charade. First guy: "I'm a SaaS-based fintech sales analyst" = I cold call people trying to sell spreadsheets. Second one: "I develop & maintain automated capabilities" = I wrote one Python script that sends emails. Third contestant: "I create systems to record blockchain data" = I made a fancy Excel sheet nobody uses. Meanwhile, the only honest soul in tech: "I catch fish." Straight to the point, tangible results, no buzzwords required. The beard and pipe are just bonus authenticity points. The brutal truth: if your job title needs a paragraph of explanation and three rounds of buzzword bingo, you might be compensating for something!