The Semicolon Strikes Back

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The Semicolon Strikes Back

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Modern IDEs be like "I'll auto-complete your code and fix your syntax!" but then completely implode when you forget a semicolon in JavaScript. That smug smile quickly turns to panic when your perfectly crafted code refuses to run because of one tiny punctuation mark. No matter how advanced our tools get, nothing beats the classic "missing semicolon" error that somehow takes 45 minutes to debug. The machines aren't taking our jobs yet—they can't even handle a period with a tail.

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