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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Luck Memes

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Wasted All Of My Generational Luck Just For This

Javascript Programming Debugging
5 months ago 389.8K views 0 shares
Wasted All Of My Generational Luck Just For This
This poor soul generated a random UUID, then wrote a loop to keep generating new UUIDs until it matched the original one. Somehow, against astronomical odds (we're talking "winning every lottery simultaneously while being struck by lightning" odds), it actually worked. That 194 million milliseconds? That's about 2.25 days of execution time. The universe clearly decided to waste a miracle on the most useless achievement in programming history.

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