The Unholy Trinity Of Programming Errors

Content Got Dunked by 2.5m people Why I still think it's good code, link in the comments Atai Barkai (Qacc) ataiiam ceiling is being raised. cursor's copilot helped us write "superhuman code" for a critical feature. We can read this code, but VERY few engineers out there could write it from scratch. Took lots of convincing too. "come on, this must be possible, try harder". and obviously- done in parts 37 38 39 41 42 43 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 type MappedParameterTypesT extends Parameter Check if the parameter has an 'enum' defined P in Tnumber as P'name": P extends enum: Arrayinfer E ? E extends string Ensure the enum values are strings ? P"required extends false Check if the parameter is optional ? E I undefined If so, include 'undefined' in the type : E Otherwise, use the enum type directly never This case should not occur since 'enum' implies string values Handle parameters defined as 'object' with specified attributes ' extends type: "object"; attributes: infer Attributes ? Attributes extends Parameter ? MappedParameterTypesAttributes Recursively map the attributes of the object never If 'attributes' is not an array of Parameters, this is invalid : Handle parameters defined as 'object ' without specified attributes extends type: "object "; attributes?: never ? any Default to 'any' for arrays of objects without specific attributes : Handle parameters defined as 'object ' with specified attributes P extends type: "object"; attributes: infer Attributes ? Attributes extends Parameter1 ? MappedParameterTypesAttributes Recursively map each object in the array : any Default to 'any' if attributes are not properly defined Handle all other parameter types P"required" extends false ? Include 'undefined' for optional parameters TypeMa P "type" extends keyof TypeMap ? P"type" : "string" undefined : Use the direct mapping from 'TypeMap' for the parameter's type P "type" extends keyof ? P"type" : "string"; 1:57 AM Mar 6, 2024 2.1M Views ProdrammerHumor io

We've gone from "npm install takes 5 minutes" to "npm install takes 5 minutes plus a commercial break." The dystopian future where even your package manager is monetized with unskippable ads before you can download your 47 dependencies for a hello world app. Imagine sitting there, desperately needing to install Express, but first you gotta watch ads for NordVPN, Raid Shadow Legends, and probably another JavaScript framework that'll be deprecated by next Tuesday. The character's dead-inside expression? That's every developer in 2030 realizing they need to subscribe to "npm Premium" just to skip ads on lodash. At least we'll finally have time to read the package documentation while waiting. Oh wait, who are we kidding—nobody reads those anyway.

Oh honey, the AUDACITY. The sheer BLASPHEMY of suggesting JavaScript is the best language for backend development just sent this kid straight to the orphanage. Like, sure, Node.js exists and all, but calling it the *best*? That's not just wrong, that's a war crime in the developer community. The Terminator here said "nope, not my child" and yeeted that relationship into the void faster than you can say "callback hell." Nothing says "I'm disowning you" quite like your mom being a backend dev and hearing you praise JS for server-side work. Python, Java, Go, C#, Rust—they're all sobbing in the corner while this kid just torpedoed their entire family tree with one cursed opinion. RIP to those foster parents, they never stood a chance.

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Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes