The Unholy Trinity Of Programming Errors

When your passion for anime and your career collide. Crunchyroll's frontend devs are basically getting paid to build the ultimate shrine to their obsession. Talk about living the dream—writing code by day, binging the latest season of Attack on Titan by night, all while claiming it's "research." The ultimate work-life balance doesn't exi—

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The left guy is literally crying while begging for proper control flow structure, while the chad on the right just keeps stacking else if statements like he's building a Jenga tower of technical debt. Sure, both approaches work, but one of them makes your future self contemplate a career change to organic farming. After eight years as a senior dev, I've seen codebases held together by 47 consecutive else-ifs and the hollow eyes of the maintainers.

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