When the card designer knows about recursion

The desperate plea of "import everything please" hits way too close to home! That moment of pure desperation when your code refuses to run and you're ready to beg the compiler to just figure it out for you. Sure, we're supposed to only import what we need, but at 2AM with a deadline looming, specificity goes out the window and we're ready to wildcard import the entire language ecosystem just to make that one function work. The compiler silently judges our lack of module understanding while we frantically type import * like it's some magical incantation that will solve all our problems.

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When asked about a disliked programming language, this dev chose violence and went after English itself. Comparing our native tongue to a poorly designed programming language is painfully accurate. The semicolon usage is indeed arbitrary; we've got silent letters that contribute nothing; and try explaining "their/there/they're" to someone learning English without sounding like you're describing a bizarre legacy codebase. And don't get me started on the grammar police who act like linters with all warnings set to errors. No namespaces either—just ask anyone named John Smith about namespace collisions.

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Content 1 JavaScript Daily Retweeted Programming Wisdom CodeWisdom "Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love." - Pete Cordell 11:00 AM - Mar 25, 2019 Buffer 950 Retweets 3.3K Likes