The Evolution Of OOP By Language

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The Evolution Of OOP By Language

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Python OOP: Happy-go-lucky, barely trying, gets the job done.

JavaScript OOP: Confused, worried, wondering why prototypes and 'this' keep changing on them.

Java OOP: Final boss mode. Unnecessarily jacked with AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean muscles nobody asked for. Probably took 5 minutes to compile this meme.

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