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Quantity Over Quality: The 10k Lines Per Day Myth

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13 days ago 145.9K views 0 shares

Quantity Over Quality: The 10k Lines Per Day Myth

Ah yes, the mythical 10,000-lines-of-code-per-day developer. Next, he'll tell us his code compiles on the first try and his documentation is always up to date. Anyone who's spent more than a week coding knows that quantity and quality have an inverse relationship that not even AI can fix. The real achievement isn't writing 10k lines - it's deleting 9,950 unnecessary ones and still having working software.

GitHub Gatekeepers vs. Vibe Coders

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1 month ago 241.8K views 0 shares

GitHub Gatekeepers vs. Vibe Coders

The eternal battle between self-proclaimed "real programmers" and the rising "vibe coders" who just ship stuff! This post brilliantly skewers the gatekeeping culture in software development. On one side, we have the GitHub purists judging everyone's code quality, design patterns, and commit messages. On the other, we have people who might Google "how to center a div" 10 times daily but somehow manage to ship working products. The real magic happens when you've internalized enough patterns that you can focus on building rather than constantly looking things up. It's not about memorizing algorithms or being a "real programmer" – it's about getting stuff done while maintaining enough quality to sleep at night. Fun fact: Some of the most successful products in tech history were built by people who would fail a traditional whiteboard coding interview. The code that runs the world isn't always pretty, but it works!

The Networking Nightmare

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3 months ago 149.4K views 0 shares

The Networking Nightmare

The classic "networking" experience on Tech Twitter. Guy just wants to connect with fellow developers and instead gets the digital equivalent of someone clinging to his leg begging for mentorship. The rapid escalation from "Hii sir" to "Please guide me, sir" in under 4 minutes is a masterclass in professional desperation. Nothing says "hire me" quite like prayer hands at 6:10 AM after being completely ignored.

When Non-Developers Predict The Death Of Programming

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3 months ago 135.4K views 0 shares

When Non-Developers Predict The Death Of Programming

The ultimate Twitter thread showdown between AI doomers and actual software engineers! Someone claims junior devs earning $145K are obsolete because a $200/month ChatGPT agent could replace them. Then a real developer steps in with the cold, hard truth: AI still hallucinates features, needs constant supervision, and can't replace human judgment. The punchline? The doom-preaching critic admits they've never actually built anything themselves! Classic armchair expert syndrome - proclaiming the death of an entire profession while having zero practical experience. That thumbs-up at the end is peak chef's-kiss irony.

AI Discovers Self-Employment Crisis

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4 months ago 144.5K views 0 shares

AI Discovers Self-Employment Crisis

The irony is so thick you could debug it with a breakpoint. ChatGPT, an AI itself, somehow "lost its job to AI" — which is basically like saying water got replaced by H₂O. It's the digital equivalent of firing yourself and then complaining about it on your LinkedIn. Next up: Google Search engine shocked to discover it's been replaced by "a search engine." The self-awareness circuit must have crashed spectacularly somewhere between training epochs.

The Real Exponential Growth Champion

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5 months ago 194.2K views 0 shares

The Real Exponential Growth Champion

Someone needs to tell Elon about the exponential growth of node_modules folders. While AI might be growing fast, any JavaScript developer knows the true speed champion is watching your disk space vanish as soon as you run npm install . That 5MB project somehow needs 500MB of dependencies, and God help you if you're on a slow internet connection. The real technological singularity isn't AI - it's when a single node_modules folder finally consumes all available storage on Earth.

The Great HTML Programming Language Debate

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5 months ago 105.9K views 0 shares

The Great HTML Programming Language Debate

The eternal HTML debate strikes again! When someone tweets "I'm sick" and follows up with "of these haters saying HTML isn't a real programming language," they've perfectly executed the classic bait-and-switch that divides developers everywhere. Let's be honest - nothing triggers a coding flame war faster than questioning HTML's programming language status. It's the developer equivalent of saying "I put pineapple on pizza" and watching the world burn. Meanwhile, CSS developers are quietly watching from the corner, hoping nobody notices them next...