The Proper Solution

Node.js Deprecation Technical debt Backwards compatibility Hacky-solutions Programming horror Version downgrade Object.assign

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The Proper Solution

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Ah, the classic "fix" that would make security engineers have a collective aneurysm! Instead of updating code to use the recommended Object.assign() method, this genius just downgraded their Node version to make the deprecation warning disappear. It's like fixing a check engine light by removing the bulb. Problem solved... technically? The six people who thumbs-upped this solution are probably the same folks who "fix" memory leaks by rebooting their server every night.

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