The JavaScript Framework Apocalypse

The sacred covenant of loop variables! Since the dawn of computer science, the variables 'i', 'j', and 'k' have been the chosen ones for iteration. Questioning this tradition is like asking why water is wet. It's not just convention—it's hardwired into programmer DNA at this point. Try using 'foo' or 'counter' in your loops and watch your colleagues break out in hives. The compiler probably judges you silently too. Some say Dijkstra himself decreed this naming convention, and we dare not anger the algorithm gods.

Academic literature with the precision of a drunk dartboard player. Highlighting "JavaScript (or Java)" as if they're interchangeable? Sure, and a bicycle is just a motorcycle without the engine. This is the same energy as saying "HTML is my favorite programming language" at a developer conference and watching the room collectively twitch. The relationship between Java and JavaScript is approximately the same as that between car and carpet - they share four letters and absolutely nothing else. Next chapter: "Python - a reptile that writes code."

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First dev: "I'll just hardcode every single number from 1 to infinity with its even/odd status. Efficiency!" Second dev: "Why use simple modulo math when you can just outsource your basic arithmetic to a GPT model? That's 500KB of code and a $10 API bill to determine if a number is divisible by 2." The evolution of problem-solving in 2023: from hilariously inefficient to absurdly overcomplicated. Because nothing says "modern software engineering" like turning a one-line function into an enterprise-grade AI solution with cloud dependencies. Next week: "IsPositive() function now requires stable internet connection and cryptocurrency wallet."

When your boss tells you to start coding in JavaScript and you're a Python developer who thinks indentation is a personality trait! THE AUDACITY! 💀 Like, seriously? JavaScript? With all those curly braces and semicolons lurking around every corner like serial killers?! I'd rather wrestle an alligator while explaining recursion to my grandmother than deal with that callback hell! The only appropriate response IS "THANK YOU" - through gritted teeth while frantically updating your resume and LinkedIn profile! Career suicide has never looked so professional!

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