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The JavaScript Framework Apocalypse

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Javascript Programming Frontend Webdev React

1 year ago 412,675 views 0 shares

The JavaScript Framework Apocalypse

javascript-memes, webdev-memes, frontend-memes, frameworks-memes, node_modules-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The evolution of web development in four panels! Started with the innocent dream of "build the internet" - so pure, so simple. Then we added some HTML/CSS because, you know, websites should look pretty. But then... oh no... the JavaScript framework apocalypse struck! Now we're all frantically learning 17 new frameworks before breakfast just to stay employable. Remember when you could just FTP a single HTML file to a server and call it a day? Now you need 4GB of node_modules to display "Hello World". The modern web: where your simple todo app requires more computing power than NASA used to reach the moon.

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Sorry dad ;_;

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