The JavaScript Framework Apocalypse

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Content Release exe executable script 18 Open garrison-stauffer opened this issue 17 hours ago 0 comments garrison-stauffer commented 17 hours ago It has come to my attention that some people attempting to use this repo are foreign to using Javascript or Github. Some people don't care too much about the code. They just want to download this amazing script and use it to see if their SSN was leaked. They might not understand why there's code, but would appreciate if a EXE file was made and was simply handed to them. The dedicated maintainer might expect everyone to be developers that understands code or github. Well, some are not and they don't understand it. They only know to download and install applications. So what's the solution? Make an EXE file and give it to them. Again, thanks to the dedicated maintainer! ProdrammerHumor io

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Finally, a social network where I can showcase my true skills: writing HTML tags that break in production but somehow work in dev. "CodedIn" - where your profile strength is measured by how many Stack Overflow questions you've copied without understanding. Connect with other developers who also pretend to know what they're doing.

When a backend dev ventures into frontend territory, it's like slapping a logo on a plane and calling it "designed." The backend skills are elegantly scripted in fancy cursive because that's where they feel at home—writing beautiful algorithms nobody sees. Meanwhile, their frontend skills are just... bold purple text screaming for attention. No CSS flexbox, no responsive design, just raw, unfiltered "it works on my machine" energy. The plane still flies though, which is more than we can say for most of their UI attempts.