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Content D Rewrite gangstas paradise but about going through a programming Sprint (Verse 1) As I churn through the lines of my code tonight, I take a look at my screen and realize there's so much left to write, Cause I've been coding and debugging for so long, Even my coffee feels that my sleep's gone. In the world of the sprint, we're in such a haste, Can't take a break, no time to waste. Too many bugs, we can't debug, With all the issues, feel like we're stuck. Chorus: Been spending most our lives Living in this programmer's paradise. We code, then review and revise, Living in this programmer's paradise. We keep pushing, no sleep, no rice, Living in this programmer's paradise. We sacrifice, pay the price, Living in this programmer's paradise.

Spotify Wrapped, but for developers' existential crises. The four horsemen of development reality: fixing bugs that spawn more bugs, spending 23.6 hours automating a 5.4-hour task, denying your code is the problem (narrator: it was), and watching six hours of tutorials only to find the solution in some random blog comment from 2011. The metrics don't lie, but they do hurt.

Content I love fixing bugs underwater so nobody can see my tears.

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Content Using a debugger to find where your program crashed print("got this far")

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