Delete This Unholy Line

Content If you start compiling your code at 8:56 pm on New Years Eve, you'll be able to start resolving your compilation errors by the time the clock strikes midnight. Kick off 2018 the right way

Content SOFTWARE ENGINEER CHEAT SHEET Source: TheCooperReview.com It's a non-trivia amount of work This is a temporary solution I'II be finished by Monday That's funny Do you want it done fast or do you want it done right? Just file a bug won't be able to copy and paste This is a permanent solution I won't tell you which Monday literally hate you It will be neither I have no idea what you're saying right now That's an expansion forgot you needed that feature of scope We can't test that I'll just put it behind a flag for now Ican't realistically estimate that I don't think users will care about that This is an Alpha release This is a Beta release I'll add that to the backlog We are focusing on high priority fixes only We can but we won't It will never ship I don't know how estimates work have dinner reservations at 8 It doesn't work We fixed a lot of bugs but it still doesn't work I'm hoping you'll forget about it I'm going to go take a nap

The duality of AI theft reactions is just *chef's kiss*. Designers losing their minds when DALL-E steals their precious artwork, while programmers are basically begging ChatGPT to raid their GitHub repos. "Oh no, you stole my code? Cool story bro, but did you fix that memory leak on line 247 while you were in there?" When your code is such a disaster that you're actually hoping for AI plagiarism, you know you've reached peak developer nihilism.

Ah, the classic distracted boyfriend meme, but with a programmer twist. That's you checking out some handwritten code with loops and counters while your loyal IDEs (VS Code, Vim, PyCharm) watch in betrayal. Nothing says "I've reached rock bottom" quite like abandoning syntax highlighting to scribble algorithms on paper. The ultimate act of programming infidelity.

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BEHOLD! The most DEVASTATING visual representation of null vs. zero in programming history! On the left, a toilet paper roll with ZERO paper left - inconvenient? Sure. But on the right? ABSOLUTE CHAOS! The roll is NULL - it doesn't even EXIST! You're sitting there, pants around ankles, desperately reaching for something that ISN'T EVEN THERE! This is EXACTLY what happens when your code tries to access a null reference - complete and utter existential panic! At least with zero you know you're screwed... with null, you don't even get THAT courtesy! 💀