After Trying Like 10 Languages

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After Trying Like 10 Languages

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The programming language journey that ends with a tearful confession to Java is the tech equivalent of Stockholm syndrome. You start with Python thinking "programming is fun!" Then you try JavaScript and think "this is weird but I'm managing." After dabbling in Rust, Go, and maybe even a horrifying encounter with C++, your soul slowly breaks down. Finally, tears streaming down your face like the Hulk himself, you surrender to Java's verbose embrace. It's not love—it's just that after enough semicolon-induced trauma, even Java's boilerplate feels like coming home. public static void main(String[] args) becomes your comfort blanket.

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