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Oh, the classic "I'll definitely use getters and setters properly this time" delusion! Every developer swears they'll implement proper encapsulation, then 10 years later realizes they've written exactly zero getters that actually do anything besides return value; . We all pretend we're writing enterprise-grade code that might need validation later, but deep down we know we're just adding extra keystrokes to feel professional. The angry face at the end is just perfect - nothing triggers developer rage quite like being confronted with our own coding hypocrisy.

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Java out here acting like a precision weapon aimed directly at your codebase, ready to obliterate everything with NullPointerExceptions, verbose boilerplate, and that special kind of pain only checked exceptions can deliver. But then Kotlin swoops in like a cozy safety blanket, wrapping your code in null safety, extension functions, and data classes that don't require 47 lines of getters and setters. Your codebase goes from "under attack" to "chilling on a peaceful beach" real quick. It's basically Google's way of saying "yeah, we know Java hurts, here's some aspirin" when they made Kotlin the preferred language for Android. Your legacy Java code is still down there somewhere, but at least now it's protected.

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