After Trying Like 10 Languages

Content METRO NEWS Hitman hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who hires hitman who tells police The final hitman was Insulted at the money he had been offered (Picture: AFP) def hirehitman(money) : if money goodenough: snitch() else: return hirehitman(money 2) hirehitman(goodenough8)

Ah, the classic Java hater's paradox. First panel: "Java error messages are too long to understand anything!" with a stack trace that would make War and Peace look like a tweet. Second panel: The same person happily embracing C's cryptic "Segmentation fault" - which is basically the programming equivalent of your car making a weird noise and then exploding without explanation. Sure, Java might write you a novel about what went wrong, complete with character development and plot twists, but at least it's trying to help. Meanwhile, C is over there like "something broke somewhere, good luck finding it, sucker!" The cognitive dissonance is chef's kiss perfect. It's like complaining your doctor gives too much information while preferring the mechanic who just shrugs and says "car bad."

Content To be honest, I don't actually need a Java developer but a Javascript developer. But Java and Javascript are very similar, aren't they? Yeah 00 Is this guy stupid?!

Content Programming Wisdom CodeWisdom "Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet." - Chris Heilmann 7:07 pm 23 Feb 18

Content WORLDS STRONGEST MAN CONTEST JUDGES 0. I use JavaScript and don't complain about it SO STRONG. JUGGEZ JUDGES Template fromHeckifIknowcomics.com

Dinner conversation takes a nerdy turn when someone asks for salt and the programmer at the table immediately needs to know the parameter passing method. Just another day of being unable to turn off the code brain. The rest of the family has learned to specify their variable scoping before requesting condiments.