After Trying Like 10 Languages

Content Language Python Scratch C C Java C Kotlin JavaScript HTML PHP Julia Lua Rust Go Ruby CSS Assembly Swift Terminal ProdrammerHumor.io POV beginner Actually Works "Kids programming language" no hate tho mother of all languages C but better? everything is a class Java but MS edition? Java but better Python but all of the good stuff is replaced with annoying stuff. Not the console Something like JS and HTML?? Python but faster used for custom scripts in games and stuff C but more modern Never head of it something about web development a combination of JSON and wired names to make something look fancy I was told never to even look at it Kotlin but on mac After many attempts, I still have no clue what on earth is going on there.

Java? Mild concern. JavaScript? Complete nuclear meltdown of the brain. The perfect representation of developers who thought they were getting into Java's younger sibling only to discover it's an entirely unrelated language with type coercion that would make a mathematician cry. "Oh, '2' + 2 equals '22'? Sure, why not. Let's also make null == undefined but null !== undefined because consistency is for the weak."

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Content I Spent a Week in the Forest Coding JavaScript. With No Electricity. Last week, I decided to take a break from the hustle of the city and go back to nature. I packed my bags and headed into the forest. I left my laptop at home. But I couldn't help myself - I brought pen and paper. And I'm glad I did, because I ended up spending the week coding JavaScript. I had to start from scratch, of course. I mean, there's no way I could have remembered all the APIs and libraries. But it was a great opportunity to really get back to basics and learn how everything works. That's why I decided to start my own business. If you're looking for a truly immersive coding experience, look no further! For just 999USD a week, I'll take you into the forest and teach you everything.

The eternal developer purgatory: staring at an error message that might as well be written in ancient Sumerian. "Bad argument on line 237" — thanks for narrowing it down to just the entire function. Modern languages with their PhDs and billions in funding still can't tell you what you did wrong without making you feel like you're decoding the Enigma. Sure, let's spend 3 hours debugging what turns out to be a missing semicolon. Totally reasonable use of my finite existence on this planet.