When The Backend Dev Gets UI Privileges!

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When The Backend Dev Gets UI Privileges!

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The eternal frontend vs. backend war strikes again! Some backend developer clearly thought UI was just "JSON with line numbers" and called it a day. Instead of creating an actual interface with buttons and graphics, they've just dumped the raw data structure onto a smartwatch screen. It's literally just a JSON object with fitness stats displayed in code format - complete with syntax highlighting! The irony is delicious - right after claiming frontend is "useless," they've created the most programmer-friendly yet user-hostile interface imaginable. Only a true backend purist would think displaying raw key-value pairs is an acceptable UI. Next update: they'll probably add more brackets and semicolons to "enhance the user experience."

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