The Semicolon Superiority Complex

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The Semicolon Superiority Complex

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That judgmental stare when someone posts about forgetting a semicolon like it's the end of the world. Sure, ten years ago we'd spend hours debugging only to find a missing semicolon, but modern IDEs highlight that stuff before you even finish the line. It's like panicking about quicksand when you're an adult – turns out it wasn't the massive threat everyone made it out to be.

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