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SWEET MOTHER OF LINEAR ALGEBRA! Imagine pouring your heart out about your personal tragedy to a LITERAL MATRIX! The poor soul is asking about his wife and kids to an equation that's just sitting there with its rows and columns, completely incapable of human empathy! 😭 It's like expecting your calculator to give you therapy! "Dear Matrix, why did she leave?" "BECAUSE YOU SPEND ALL NIGHT CALCULATING DETERMINANTS, HAROLD!" The absolute mathematical TRAGEDY of it all! This is what happens when you spend too much time in the computer science department - you start seeing matrices as your only friends! Next thing you know, you're asking vectors about your dating life!

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