Tis The Season For Boolean Scares

Data types Code horror Type checking Halloween Boolean Spooky

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Tis The Season For Boolean Scares

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The skull remains calm at "boolean" because it's just a normal data type that can be true or false. But when "boo" appears alone? FULL PANIC MODE. It's October in the codebase and someone's pushing string literals without type checking. The kind of horror that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats. Bonus spook points if it's in a production environment.

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