Parents buying programming books for babies while poor Toby's already driven to alcoholism at age 3. When your parents force-feed you C++, HTML, CSS, and JavaScript before you can even form complete sentences, your career path is pretty much decided. That kid's thousand-yard stare says it all - he's already debugging nested callbacks in his sippy cup. The modern tech parenting approach: skip the alphabet books and go straight to syntax errors. No wonder he's hitting the bottle early - he probably dreams in segmentation faults.
Start The Suffering Early
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