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You know you've made some questionable life choices when even heaven has to deal with JavaScript. The tweet perfectly captures the collective trauma we all share: someone, somewhere, decided that a language originally designed to make monkey GIFs dance on Netscape Navigator should run... literally everything. Your browser, your server, your toaster, your dreams.
The joke is that if you meet the person responsible for embedding JavaScript into browsers in the afterlife, you'll immediately know you're in the bad place. Because let's be real, JavaScript has given us `undefined is not a function`, type coercion nightmares, and the eternal question: "Why are there 47 different ways to declare a variable?"
Brendan Eich created JavaScript in just 10 days back in 1995, and we've been debugging his weekend project for nearly 30 years. Thanks, Brendan. We love/hate you.
