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Twenty Years Of Experience
Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
4 days ago 70.9K views 1 shares
Twenty Years Of Experience
When the job posting asks for "clean, maintainable code" but you open the codebase and find a 200+ element global array tracking everything from "Joe's Sunglasses" to "Coffee Temperature" to "Did we say No to Joe?" 😂 That GameMaker project is the digital equivalent of finding a serial killer's wall of string and newspaper clippings. Each variable is initialized to zero, patiently waiting to track some obscure game state that only makes sense to the original developer who's probably moved to a cabin in the woods by now. Pro tip: If your storyline tracking system requires comments longer than the actual code, you might want to consider using, oh I don't know... OBJECTS? ENUMS? Literally anything but a massive global array that screams "I learned programming from a YouTube tutorial in 2003."

From CSS Hell To JavaScript Purgatory
React Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
2 months ago 116.3K views 0 shares
From CSS Hell To JavaScript Purgatory
Developer: "Goodbye HTML and CSS! I will never suffer again!" *Summons JavaScript monster that promptly beats him with a bat* *JavaScript monster evolves into even more massive React beast* Frontend devs thinking they've escaped the horrors of CSS only to encounter the eldritch terrors of state management, component lifecycle, and prop drilling. The circle of suffering just gets bigger with each framework. It's not escaping pain—it's just upgrading to premium pain with better documentation!

The Unholy Alliance: Functional Programmers Meet Anarchists
Programming Javascript
3 months ago 97.1K views 0 shares
The Unholy Alliance: Functional Programmers Meet Anarchists
OMFG, the functional programming zealots and political anarchists have formed an UNHOLY ALLIANCE! Both screaming "NO CLASS, NO STATE" but for ENTIRELY different reasons! 😱 Functional programmers are over here having existential meltdowns if a function dares to remember ANYTHING between calls, while anarchists are plotting the downfall of government structures. The fact they found common ground in this epic handshake is the most chaotic crossover since pineapple met pizza! Pure functions or pure chaos—either way, someone's world order is getting DESTROYED! 💥

Nuclear Chain React
React Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
4 months ago 143.0K views 0 shares
Nuclear Chain React
The perfect fusion of React hooks and nuclear physics! The top panel shows our cool developer initializing a state with useState(0) - calm, collected, sunglasses on. But the bottom panel reveals what happens next: useEffect incrementing that counter and BOOM - nuclear chain reaction begins! Just like in a reactor, one small state change triggers an endless loop of updates, causing your app to melt down faster than Chernobyl. This is why senior devs sweat profusely when junior devs forget dependency arrays. Pure computational fission!