Perfectly Balanced JavaScript

Content Ben Halpern bendhalpern Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

Content Ben Halpern bendhalpern Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

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Content A programmer What people think I do What my parents think I do What I think I do The tails What I really do Google How to use dates in Javascript

Content Kat Maddox ctrishifti 5h imagine if zoologists reacted to new animal discoveries the same way that coders do whenever a new js framework is released. "another fucking frog? again?" 14 17 149 952 Kat Maddox ctrishifti 5h angrily reading the entry for the new frog what was wrong with all the old ones? 9 6 17 17 413 1

Ah, the eternal civil war among programmers trying to get the size of something. Is it count() ? size() ? length ? sizeof() ? len() ? Every damn language and library decided to pick their own favorite, and now we're all just Spider-Men pointing at each other in confusion. Nothing says "I'm a seasoned developer" like muscle memory making you type the wrong size function in every language and then cursing under your breath when the IDE throws a red squiggly line. Consistency? In programming? That's a good joke!