On Today's Episode Of "What Are You Doing JS?"

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On Today's Episode Of "What Are You Doing JS?"

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OH. MY. GOD. JavaScript, you absolute DRAMA QUEEN! 💅 Look at this chaotic hellscape of array and object addition! Empty array plus empty object? "[object Object]". But switch the order and suddenly it's ZERO?! And then we throw in parentheses and JavaScript has a complete existential crisis and gives us "NaN" like it's having a nervous breakdown! This is why we can't have nice things in frontend development. JavaScript is that toxic friend who changes the rules every time you think you understand them. I'm literally DYING at how it's just making up math as it goes along. Type coercion? More like type CONFUSION, honey! 🙄

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