Best Way To Handle Errors

User experience Bad practices Lazy solutions Error handling Rage quit

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3 months ago 157,743 views 0 shares

Best Way To Handle Errors

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When debugging gets too intense, just rage quit! This magnificent error handling strategy shows the pinnacle of software engineering: a catch block that simply closes the window. No logs, no error messages, no problem! It's the digital equivalent of flipping the table and walking away. Why fix bugs when you can just make them disappear... along with your entire application? Pure genius for those who believe user experience is overrated.

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