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The MongoDB marketing team deserves a raise for this brilliant wordplay. They've wrapped their message in JavaScript comment syntax ( /* */ ) while delivering the database equivalent of "dump your toxic ex." Relational databases are so 1995—all those rigid schemas and table relationships. Meanwhile, MongoDB is over here like "it's not me, it's your SQL queries." The architectural ceiling even looks like a document database schema—chaotic yet somehow perfectly structured. Coincidence? I think not.

The form literally says "enter in YYYY/MM/DD format only" while providing a field that's pre-formatted as m/d/yyyy and a date picker button right next to it. It's like asking someone to write an essay in Spanish but giving them a French keyboard. This is the digital equivalent of those passive-aggressive sticky notes your coworker leaves on the break room fridge. Frontend developers probably saw this and felt their souls leave their bodies.

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