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The meeting room falls silent as the boss declares "All titles must be in camelCase." The team nods in agreement, until that one dev points out "ProgrammerHumor isn't camelCase." Cut to: boss throwing said dev out the window. Nothing says "consistent naming conventions" like violently ejecting the one person who notices your hypocrisy. Just another day in code standards enforcement.

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Content Posted by wFresh-Advisor9202 2 days age o 4295 The 4th Joke ineddinGBarinG Kat Maddox ctrIshifti. 3h tech has three jokes: stackoverflow is mean, javascript is bad, and dark mode is good. my life's goal is to discover a fourth joke Q75 1173 (2 669 Kat Maddox ctrishifti. 13 m my apologies, quitting vim is the fourth joke. As all 4 tech jokes have now been discovered, I will be closing this account. Goodbye Q3 172 087 444 comments ( Award Share Osave Hide FIRemart Sort By: Best view aLl comment NoLifeGamer2 do 2 - 1 day ago OMG SHE ACTUALLY DELETED HER ACCOUNT LMAO s J C Reply share Save Edit Fallaw vilewrath - 1 day ago Wdym? I currently follow them, they last posted 3 days ago 3 S C Reply Give Award Share Repart Save Fallaw NoLifeGamera I 2 - 1 day ago Thank you for falling into my trap. The 5th joke of programming is that if you want to get an answer to a question, post a confidently incorrect one, and somebody will contradict that and reply with the correct one, saving you from having to actually research anything Reply Edit Fallow ItDoBeLikeThat- 23 hr. ago This. This made me happy. 2 W Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follaw