Stop Making Everything A One Liner

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Stop Making Everything A One Liner

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The bell curve of code readability across developer experience levels is too real! Junior devs write simple, readable code because they're still learning fundamentals. Senior devs write elegant, maintainable code because they've been burned enough times by complexity. But those mid-level devs? They've discovered just enough functional programming and regex to turn everything into incomprehensible one-liners that fit in a tweet but take 3 hours to debug. It's that dangerous middle zone where you know enough to be clever but not enough to realize why you shouldn't be.

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