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Teaching Python
Python Programming
1 hour ago 27.1K views 1 shares
Teaching Python
Guy's literally teaching Python to pythons. The students are attentive, coiled up on the floor, probably taking notes in their own way. Meanwhile the instructor is standing on a bucket because even he knows better than to get too close to his audience during office hours. The laptop's there for remote learning support, naturally. Props to whoever decided the best way to teach a programming language named after Monty Python was to use actual reptiles. The commitment to the bit is chef's kiss.

Leave Me Alone
AI Programming Python
15 hours ago 205.6K views 1 shares
Leave Me Alone
When your training model is crunching through epochs and someone asks if they can "quickly check their email" on your machine. The sign says it all: "DO NOT DISTURB... MACHINE IS LEARNING." Because nothing says "please interrupt my 47-hour training session" like accidentally closing that terminal window or unplugging something vital. The screen shows what looks like logs scrolling endlessly—that beautiful cascade of gradient descent updates, loss functions converging, and validation metrics that you'll obsessively monitor for the next several hours. Touch that laptop and you're not just interrupting a process, you're potentially destroying hours of GPU time and electricity bills that rival a small country's GDP. Pro tip: Always save your model checkpoints frequently, because the universe has a funny way of causing kernel panics right before your model reaches peak accuracy.

Who Wants To Join
AI Programming Python
1 day ago 307.0K views 0 shares
Who Wants To Join
So you decided to get into AI and machine learning, huh? Bought all the courses, watched the YouTube tutorials, and now you're ready to train some neural networks. But instead of TensorFlow and PyTorch, you're literally using a sewing machine . Because nothing says "cutting-edge deep learning" quite like a Singer from 1952. The joke here is the beautiful misinterpretation of "machine learning" – taking it at face value and learning to operate an actual physical machine. Bonus points for the dedication: dude's wearing glasses, looking focused, probably debugging why his fabric won't compile. The gradient descent is now literally the foot pedal. To be fair, both involve threading things together, dealing with tension issues, and spending hours troubleshooting why nothing works. The main difference? One produces clothes, the other produces models that confidently classify cats as dogs.

Sure Bro
C++ Algorithms Javascript Programming Python
1 day ago 280.3K views 0 shares
Sure Bro
C++ devs catching strays here. The tweet claims C++ is "easy mode" because the compiler optimizes your garbage code into something performant. Then it drops the hot take that *real* programming mastery is shown by writing efficient code in Python or JavaScript—languages where you can't hide behind compiler optimizations. The irony is palpable. C++ is notorious for being one of the most unforgiving languages out there—manual memory management, undefined behavior lurking around every corner, and template errors that look like Lovecraftian nightmares. Meanwhile, Python and JavaScript are interpreted languages where you can literally concatenate strings in a loop a million times and watch your performance tank because there's no compiler to save you from yourself. It's like saying "driving a manual transmission car is easy mode, but driving an automatic requires true skill because you have to be efficient with the gas pedal." The mental gymnastics are Olympic-level.

Keeping Directory Balanced
Python Programming Testing
2 days ago 245.1K views 0 shares
Keeping Directory Balanced
Someone built a Python CLI tool that does exactly what Thanos would do to your filesystem - snap away half your files randomly. Because nothing says "perfectly balanced" like gambling with your project files and hoping it doesn't delete anything important. The tool even has 91% test coverage, which means there's a 9% chance it might delete the tests themselves. Beautiful chaos wrapped in a Marvel reference. The real power move here is having the confidence to run a tool that literally says "I will randomly delete half your stuff" and trusting those green CI badges. At least it's well-tested destruction, right?

How Do I Measure The Size Of My Dict
Python AI Java StackOverflow Linux
2 days ago 134.8K views 0 shares
How Do I Measure The Size Of My Dict

Wait A Minute
Programming Webdev C++ Python Java
4 days ago 206.4K views 0 shares
Wait A Minute
So Markdown just casually went from "barely registering on the chart" to "I'm about to end Python's whole career" in like 2 years? Someone's clearly been feeding their README files steroids. The graph shows Markdown's popularity shooting up at a near-vertical angle around 2022, threatening to overtake every actual programming language on the chart. Plot twist: Markdown isn't even a programming language. It's a markup language. That's like saying Microsoft Word is competing with C++ because people write documentation in it. But hey, according to PYPL (PopularitY of Programming Language), apparently writing **bold text** and # headers now qualifies you as a software engineer. The real question: Did someone accidentally include every GitHub README, Stack Overflow post, and Discord message in their dataset? Because that's the only way this makes sense. Next year's chart will probably show HTML as the "hottest new programming language" with SQL making a surprise comeback as "the future of coding."

I Fucking Hate Python
Python Microsoft Windows Programming StackOverflow
7 days ago 265.8K views 0 shares
I Fucking Hate Python
Python dependency hell in its purest form. Started with a simple goal: backup an Android ROM. Ended up in a 4chan greentext speedrun of uninstalling Python versions, googling errors, upgrading pip, discovering you need Microsoft Build Tools (because Windows), realizing you need openssl 1.1.1 specifically (not the latest, obviously), finding it via wayback machine like some digital archaeologist, and finally getting the program to run... only for it to not work. The "you fucking moron" and "you absolute fucking retard" from the dependency errors really captures that special relationship between Python developers and their toolchain. Nothing says "beginner-friendly language" quite like needing to time-travel through the wayback machine to find deprecated SSL versions. Fun fact: This is why Docker exists. Someone looked at this exact scenario and said "there has to be a better way." There wasn't, so they containerized the suffering instead.

Programming Beginners
Programming Webdev C++ Javascript Python
8 days ago 259.5K views 0 shares
Programming Beginners
Every beginner's journey starts with picking their first language, and they're all equally terrified of JavaScript, Python, Java, C++, and C. Then someone suggests HTML and suddenly they're running for their life. Because nothing says "welcome to programming" like realizing you just spent 3 hours learning a markup language that half the industry doesn't even consider "real programming." The gatekeeping starts early, folks. Plot twist: they'll end up learning all of them anyway and still have imposter syndrome.

Deep Learning Next
AI Programming Python
9 days ago 236.2K views 0 shares
Deep Learning Next
So you decided to dive into machine learning, huh? Time to train some neural networks, optimize those hyperparameters, maybe even build the next GPT. But first, let's start with the fundamentals: literal machine learning. Nothing says "cutting-edge AI" quite like mastering a sewing machine from 1952. Because before you can teach a computer to recognize cats, you need to understand the true meaning of threading needles and tension control. It's all about layers, right? Neural networks have layers, fabric has layers—practically the same thing. The best part? Both involve hours of frustration, cryptic error messages (why won't this thread cooperate?!), and the constant feeling that you're one wrong move away from complete disaster. Consider it your initiation into the world of "learning" machines.

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- ; -
Python Programming
9 days ago 230.1K views 1 shares
- ; -
Python developers looking at that semicolon like it's a forbidden artifact from another dimension. Meanwhile, everyone else is just casually ending their statements like civilized people. The beauty of Python's whitespace-obsessed syntax is that semicolons are technically allowed but socially unacceptable—like wearing socks with sandals to a tech conference. You can do it, but why would you traumatize everyone like that? The real power move is putting semicolons at the end of Python lines just to watch your teammates' souls leave their bodies during code review. It's the programming equivalent of psychological warfare.

Guys Its Over
Python Git Programming StackOverflow
9 days ago 234.1K views 0 shares
Guys Its Over
When your entire Python audio visualizer project gets exposed as basically being written by "vibe-coding" with Google Antigravity doing the heavy lifting. The developer straight up admits they know more about analog filters than Python, which is like saying "I built a spaceship but I don't really understand rockets." The best part? They literally cut themselves out as the middleman and just let Google handle the audio sample visualization. Pack it up folks, we've reached peak developer honesty—admitting your code is just glorified Stack Overflow copy-paste with extra steps. The "google and do the monkey-see-monkey-do kind of programming" line is *chef's kiss* because we all know that's 90% of software development anyway, but nobody usually puts it in their README.