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Dad jokes have officially infiltrated the tech world, and honestly? We're not even mad about it. Jay's son is JSON—get it? Because JSON is literally "Jay's son." It's the kind of pun that makes you groan and chuckle simultaneously. The beauty here is that JSON (JavaScript Object Notation) has become such a fundamental part of modern web development that it deserves its own origin story. Forget superhero backstories—we now have the canonical tale of how Jay brought JSON into this world. Every API response, every config file, every data exchange you've ever dealt with? Yeah, that's Jay's kid doing the heavy lifting. The stick figure representation really drives home how simple yet profound this joke is. No fancy graphics needed—just pure, unadulterated wordplay that hits different when you've spent countless hours parsing JSON objects at 2 AM trying to figure out why your nested arrays aren't behaving.

Content Am Devloper iamdevloper programming progression year 0: I know nothing years 1-2: I know some things years 3-4: I don't know what I don't know years 4-4.5: I know everything years 4.5-10: I know nothing 4:31 pm 26 Feb 19 Twitter Web App v

Content LIon Charles Jerome Desideri... 1j .. If you're hiring a front end dev, here's my resume. I can start on Monday. I can center a div.

Content Wow okay, interesting. Tell me more I use the tools to find the syntax's and then rewrite the program structure to include all the data variables Fucking Imao Top notch hacker too

Content lakub Koztowski kubukoz okay github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it Build Failed X The build failed, just like the previous build. 8:33 PM 02 Apr 20 Twitter Web App 609 Retweets 4,169 Likes

The structural integrity of this web app is questionable at best! Building a complex application with just HTML is like constructing this wonky mint-green building with only concrete and prayers. No CSS to style it properly, no JavaScript for functionality—just raw markup holding everything together by sheer force of will. The building even has that "I forgot to close a div tag somewhere" energy with that oddly slanted roof. 10/10 would not pass a code review OR a building inspection.