My Mood In Node Js

Content The 15yr dev experience framewoorker Has never written code that didn't interact with a framework is there a framework for that? NM INSTALL SOLUTION just..onemore..dependencyuhhh ahhhhhhhh the framework doesn't support it? is there a plugin we can buy? could not solve a single coding challenge if his life depended on it I'M GONNA INSTALL ANOTHER FRAMEWORK knows more frameworks than features of the language he's been writing for the past 15 years cv lists hundreds of frameworks that he hast mastered, switches jobs just before his lack of fundemental knowledge is exposed for loop? what framework is that?

Content Anonvmous 122614(Fri)19:51:11 No. 45793352 B 45793379 45794765 45794788 45796081 45799058 45800174 why the fuck start ups only want ruby on rails developers? Anonvmous 122614(Fri)22:01:48 No. 45794867 45794890 45798725 45798760 45799182 45799190 45799231 45800065 It's hipster technology. They create an internet startup with Rails or Node.js on top of MongoDB. They have a io domain with a name that normally ends in -er but they removed the 'e'. They code in Sublime Text on their Macbooks while sitting in Starbucks. When people ask about their work they refer to themselves as a "code artisan".

Ah yes, the elegant solution of cramming a jumbo jet into a cargo plane—just like trying to shove your beautiful, flexible JSON data into the rigid, tabular prison of SQL. Database architects be like: "It technically fits if we disassemble the wings, normalize the engines into separate tables, and pretend those nested objects don't exist!" Meanwhile, NoSQL developers are watching this disaster unfold while sipping tea.

Content Ben Halpern bendhalpern Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

Content (SUDER Most apps are just database frontends CHANGE MY MIND

The sad Pepe frog in monk robes staring at a gun is basically the spiritual journey of every dev who's battled WebSockets. After 6 hours of "connection refused" errors and Stack Overflow threads from 2013, you start contemplating alternative career paths. The dark truth we veterans know: sometimes it's not your code, it's not the server, it's just WebSockets being WebSockets. The universe's way of teaching you humility through persistent connection failures.