JavaScript: The Silent Treatment Champion

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JavaScript: The Silent Treatment Champion

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Normal programming languages have the decency to tell you when you've messed up. JavaScript just sits there with that stupid smile while you slowly descend into madness. It's like talking to a therapist who responds to your emotional breakdown with "and how does that make you feel?" Except the therapist is a programming language and your feelings are irrelevant to the cold, unfeeling void of undefined behavior.

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