JavaScript: The Silent Treatment Champion

The modern tech interview process in one painful frame. Looking at those shooting stars and wishing for the impossible – passing a coding interview without spending months memorizing obscure tree traversal algorithms that you'll never use in the actual job. Ten years of experience? Great! Now reverse this linked list while I watch you sweat. Meanwhile, the actual job is 90% googling how to center a div and wondering why your production code suddenly stopped working after a dependency updated by one minor version.

The perfect cup for programmers who can't stop working even during hydration breaks! This glass implements a recursive drinking algorithm that ensures optimal caffeine levels at all times. The conditional statement checks if the glass is full, then instructs you to drink, otherwise refill - basically a while loop for your beverage consumption. The beauty is in its efficiency: no explicit exit condition means you'll be properly caffeinated until you manually break the loop by leaving your desk. Hydration-driven development at its finest!

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Compile with -w flag: zero errors, zero warnings. Compile without it: same zero errors but 5678 warnings. Management can't spot the difference because the code still runs. Welcome to production, where we ignore compiler warnings like we ignore our mental health. The real job security is being the only one who knows which warnings actually matter.

The existential crisis of JavaScript in two panels. Top: sad face, "Nobody understands me." Bottom: sudden realization, "Maybe I'm JavaScript." JavaScript: the only language where [] == ![] is true, typeof NaN is "number", and adding arrays gives you strings. No wonder therapists refuse to take JS as a client – its issues are beyond professional help.

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