JavaScript: The Silent Treatment Champion

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That desperate moment when you've helped your friend build yet another todo list app (because the world definitely needs more of those), and now your entire financial future depends on VCs mistaking it for the next Notion. The prayer hands emoji really sells the desperation – like "please let this basic CRUD app with a gradient button somehow become worth billions before my landlord evicts me." The best part? The unspoken agreement that if it fails, you're both going back to debugging legacy PHP for enterprise.

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The beautiful irony of throwing an AssertionError with the message "Unreachable code reached" is just *chef's kiss*. It's the programming equivalent of installing a security camera inside a black hole. You're basically telling the compiler "this code will never execute" and then writing an error message for when it does execute. The cosmic paradox of defensive programming at its finest! This is the senior developer's version of "trust no one, not even yourself." They've been burned too many times by "impossible" edge cases showing up in production at 3 AM.

Whoever wrote that textbook just committed the cardinal sin of programming: claiming JavaScript and Java are the same thing. It's like saying a submarine and a sandwich are the same because they both have "sub" in the name. The book author's confused expression is all of us reading documentation written by people who think HTML is a programming language. That highlighted line is the coding equivalent of saying "humans (or dolphins) are mammals."