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The Greatest Fairy Tale In Software Engineering

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2 months ago 93.0K views 0 shares

The Greatest Fairy Tale In Software Engineering

The mythical tale every programmer wishes they could tell their grandkids someday. Writing code that works perfectly on the first try is like spotting a unicorn in the wild – theoretically possible but statistically improbable. Most of us spend hours debugging why our perfectly logical code is producing results that make absolutely no sense. And yet, we all have that one magical moment where everything just... worked? No errors? No stack traces? No desperate Stack Overflow searches at 2 AM? Must be a glitch in the Matrix.

JavaScript Be Making You Rich

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3 months ago 161.9K views 0 shares

JavaScript Be Making You Rich

Behold! The MOST REALISTIC tech success story you'll ever see! 🙄 Just learn JavaScript, and BOOM—instant millionaire by 17! Swimming pools! Mansions! All from a $20 book and some if-else statements! Meanwhile, the rest of us are debugging the same error for 6 hours straight and celebrating when our CSS centers a div correctly. The audacity of these LinkedIn fairy tales is the true masterpiece of fiction—more creative than any code I've ever written! Next week: "How I became a trillionaire by copying Stack Overflow answers!"