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I'll Be Backend

Programming languages Language wars Node.js Server-side Terminator

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1 year ago 301,920 views 0 shares

I'll Be Backend

javascript-memes, backend-memes, terminator-memes, node.js-memes, programming-languages-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

A Terminator-style execution of JavaScript heresy. Claiming JS is the best for backend is the fastest way to get your developer card revoked. Node.js enthusiasts will insist it's "actually good now" while the rest of us silently judge them from our compiled language fortresses. The mom clearly hasn't experienced the joy of async callback hell at 2AM when production is burning.

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