I'll Be Backend

Content Dami dakitidami. eth dakitidami 10h The backend dev and the frontend dev ProarammerHumor.io

The epic handshake between Frontend and Backend devs, united by their common language JSON, is what makes the web go round. Meanwhile, the full stack developer is just Tom from Tom & Jerry, desperately trying to hold himself together while doing both jobs. It's that special kind of pain when you're debugging a React component at 2 PM and fixing database queries at 2 AM. The duality of man... or rather, the duality of that one developer who decided "why choose one type of suffering when you can have both?"

Content FRONTEND BACKEND WEEKEND

Asked Copilot to create a simple flexbox layout and it decided to spawn the Inception of div containers. That conditional at the top should've been v-if="canCreateNightmare" . Nothing says "I'm helping" like turning a 3-line layout into the HTML equivalent of a Russian nesting doll. And the best part? All that code just to add the same gap-4 everywhere. Efficiency at its finest!

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Look at this poor dev crawling desperately toward their framework lifelines. The modern web developer's equivalent of withdrawal symptoms. "Just one more component library, I swear I can quit Angular anytime!" Remember when we built websites with just HTML, CSS, and vanilla JS? No dependency hell, no 500MB node_modules folder, no "npm audit fix" nightmares. Those were simpler times. Now we've created generations of devs who break into cold sweats at the thought of writing a querySelector instead of using their precious framework's state management. The irony is we've come full circle - the "revolutionary" solutions all eventually try to mimic the simplicity we abandoned in the first place. Yet here we are, crawling back to our framework overlords because god forbid we handle DOM updates manually.