HTML + CSS vs JavaScript: The Mango And The Parrot

Every programmer knows that dark journey. You start innocently searching for "how to center a div" and three hours later you're watching a tutorial on creating realistic fur shaders in WebGL by some guy who sounds like he hasn't slept in four days. The search for animation references is just the beginning of the rabbit hole that leads you to the disturbing underbelly of programming tutorials where people implement sorting algorithms with interpretive dance and explain pointer arithmetic while dressed as anime characters. The YouTube algorithm knows your weakness—it's not cat videos, it's "uncomfortably enthusiastic dev explaining RegEx at 3am."

The eternal debate rages on! While "normies" insist HTML isn't a programming language, some absolute madlad created PLHTML - a cursed abomination that implements a Fibonacci sequence generator entirely in HTML attributes . This is the programming equivalent of saying "watch me" right before doing something horrifically unnecessary just to prove a point. The creator even added custom tags like <var> , <data> , and <output> with attributes like data-while to simulate actual programming constructs. The right side shows it actually works! This is what happens when spite becomes a programming motivation. Somewhere, a computer science professor is sobbing uncontrollably.

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The three stages of variable naming in every developer's career: Top: camelCase - One hump for each word. Simple, elegant, industry standard. Middle: PascalCase - Like camelCase but with an ego. Every word gets to start with a capital letter. Bottom: snake_case - For when you're slithering through code at 3am and can't be bothered to reach for the shift key. And somewhere, not pictured: kebab-case - The naming convention that didn't make it into the suitcase.

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