HTML + CSS vs JavaScript: The Mango And The Parrot

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HTML + CSS vs JavaScript: The Mango And The Parrot

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Left: a perfectly normal mango just sitting there, doing its static fruit thing.

Right: a tropical bird with chaotic energy, ready to fly around screaming and crashing into windows at 3am.

Yep, that's frontend development in a nutshell. HTML and CSS will happily render your static content, while JavaScript swoops in with event listeners, DOM manipulation, and 47 npm packages just to toggle a button.

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