Mango Memes

FAANG is SO 2019, darling. We've officially entered the MANGO era – Meta, Anthropic, NVIDIA, Google, and OpenAI. Because nothing says "I've made it in tech" quite like working for companies that are either building the metaverse nobody asked for, creating AI that writes better code than you, manufacturing GPUs you can't afford, monopolizing search results, or developing chatbots that are stealing your job. The new dream companies where you can burn out in STYLE while contributing to humanity's inevitable replacement by machines. At least FAANG had Netflix to chill with – now we just have existential dread and GPU shortages!