Javascript Is Java On Steroids

computer science Tech confusion Programming languages Technical writing Academic literature Misinformation Coding misconceptions

Javascript Java Programming Frontend Webdev

3 months ago 115,209 views 0 shares

Javascript Is Java On Steroids

javascript-memes, java-memes, programming-languages-memes, academic-literature-memes, misinformation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Nothing screams academic credibility like claiming "JavaScript (or Java)" as if they're interchangeable. That's like saying "A Ferrari (or a bicycle)" is a mode of transportation. The author clearly did their research by checking the "both have Java in the name" box and calling it a day. Next chapter probably explains how HTML is the best programming language and Stack Overflow is just a website about pancakes.

More Like This

It Has Been Markup This Whole Time

Javascript Typescript Programming Java Testing

9 months ago 53.6K views 0 shares

itHasBeenMarkupThisWholeTime | programming-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, program-memes, test-memes, typescript-memes, http-memes, IT-memes, div-memes, language-memes, comment-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Tiger Abrodi 2nd 1 help you master TypeScript 4d Follow TypeScript is NOT a programming language. It's a superset of JavaScript. This can be a surprise if you come from a language like Java. Because TypeScript uses structural typing rather than nominal typing. I dive into all of it in my latest newsletter post. Read here: https:Inkd.inenUuz5gv 8 185 31 comments 5 reposts

But we might sell it as DLC later though

Javascript Android Java Frontend Backend

2 years ago 30.7K views 0 shares

But we might sell it as DLC later though | developer-memes, javascript-memes, web developer-memes, java-memes, web-memes, android-memes, IT-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes

Please Tell My Engineering Director

Javascript Programming Frontend Backend

2 months ago 92.9K views 0 shares

Please Tell My Engineering Director

The eternal quest for software enlightenment ends with a splash of cold reality. After 15 years of searching, our intrepid developer discovers the sacred "Scroll of Truth" only to chuck it back into the abyss when faced with the uncomfortable revelation that "adding another layer of abstraction does not solve every problem." Somewhere, a senior architect is furiously drawing another UML diagram to prove this wrong while three new JavaScript frameworks were created during the time it took you to read this.

Why Does This Library Even Exist

Javascript Frontend

4 months ago 26.7K views 0 shares

whyDoesThisLibraryEvenExist | npm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] isodd npm v3.0.1 R . 1 adelwith mematic

Semantic Versioning Is Hard V 2

Javascript Devops Programming Frontend Backend

11 days ago 97.5K views 0 shares

Semantic Versioning Is Hard V 2

What developers say vs. what they actually do with semantic versioning: "It's just a minor update!" *proceeds to completely rewrite the core functionality* "Let me check what's inside..." *finds half the API endpoints are deprecated* "Oh look, breaking changes!" *cat's face of existential horror as your entire production build crashes* The real version number formula: MAJOR.MINOR.WHATEVER-I-FEEL-LIKE-TODAY

JavaScript Stands The Test Of Time

Javascript Webdev Typescript Programming Frontend

2 months ago 105.4K views 0 shares

JavaScript Stands The Test Of Time

THE AUDACITY! JavaScript haters have been screaming about its demise for DECADES, and yet here we are, still using it to power 99.9% of the web! The meme absolutely DESTROYS the haters with that savage comeback - "If there were a better substitute, a single language would have been sufficient." BURN! 🔥 Meanwhile, JavaScript is just standing there, arms crossed, absolutely UNBOTHERED while frameworks come and go like seasonal fashion trends. TypeScript, Node.js, React, Vue - they're all just JavaScript wearing different outfits! The language everyone loves to hate but CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT!