Javascript Is Java On Steroids

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Content JS DAILY JavaScript Daily JavaScriptDaily Presenting the "sleep sort" our favorite O(wtf) sorting algorithm. (C'mon, it's the weekend..) steep sort numbers 8, 42, 38, 111, 2, 39, 11; numbers. forEach (num setTimeout (() console. log (num) , num); 3:03 PM Apr 23, 2017 Buffer 1.2K Retweets 1.7K Likes 17

Ah yes, the classic JavaScript journey transformation. You start those "30 Days of JavaScript" tutorials looking all innocent and hopeful, thinking you'll master the language in a month. Fast forward to day 30 and you're a deranged code demon with eye twitches and murderous thoughts every time you hear "undefined is not a function." The psychological damage of discovering that semicolons are sometimes optional but also sometimes catastrophic will do that to a person. JavaScript doesn't teach you coding—it teaches you creative profanity.

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Ah, the classic "accidental programming genius" moment. Son spends 8 hours creating a Frankenstein's monster of Stack Overflow snippets, and Dad swoops in with the programming equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" The sheer dumb luck of suggesting an integer instead of float and watching it magically work is the digital version of hitting the TV to fix the reception. The best part? Dad has absolutely no idea why it worked either.

Content LESSON 1: How to indicate to your colleagues that they should improve their PR. There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittup just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.