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Start a new JavaScript project with a simple npm init ? Sure, seems innocent enough! But dare to run npm install and suddenly your laptop fans kick into jet engine mode as your machine downloads half the internet. The node_modules folder is where dependencies go to multiply like rabbits on performance-enhancing drugs. One minute you're writing a simple "Hello World" app, the next you've downloaded 300MB of packages you'll never directly use. Nothing quite captures the absurdity of modern web development like watching your hard drive space vanish because you needed to import a function that pads strings with zeros.

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When JavaScript makes you want to set your computer on fire, just remember Java devs are stuck writing 15 lines of code to print "Hello World" in some corporate basement. Suddenly your undefined is not null errors don't seem so bad. Nothing calms the JavaScript rage like realizing you could be writing enterprise Java instead. Perspective is a beautiful thing.

CSS joins the resistance by removing "ice" from its color name. Revolutionary naming convention or just another reason why frontend developers can't have nice things? Next week: we'll rename padding-right to padding-correct because politics belongs in stylesheets apparently. Your browser will now render in shades of political statements.

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