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The eternal lie every "full stack" developer tells themselves before crashing into CSS reality. Sure, you can write beautiful backend architecture that scales to infinity, but ask them to center a div and suddenly they're googling the same Stack Overflow answer for the 47th time. The smile-to-panic pipeline is approximately 0.2 seconds when someone mentions "responsive design" or "cross-browser compatibility." Backend devs masquerading as full stack is the tech industry's greatest magic trick.

The absolute TRAUMA of having to explain JavaScript Promises to another human being! This poor developer would literally rather face a firing squad than attempt to articulate the hellscape of asynchronous programming. "Don't shoot! I am JS Developer" he pleads, but when asked to explain Promises? "SHOOT." The desperation! The drama! The absolute surrender to sweet, sweet death rather than explaining why your callback hell needed to be replaced with .then() chains that somehow became even MORE confusing! At least with death you only suffer once - explaining Promises is eternal suffering!

Content Catalin Pit catalinmpit Learning JavaScript is like looking both ways before you cross the street, and then getting hit by an airplane. 10:06 AM Jul 21, 2020 Twitter Web App 12 Retweets and comments 118 Likes 1

Content If the compiler can detect there is a semicolon missing in line 42, then why just it can't put a semicolon itself? CSS error javascript web C java code node.js 19th January 2020, 11:37 AM Ambitious Coder 5 Answers NEW ANSWER Sort by: Votes 4 Compilers's errors or warning aren't there for nothing. They are here to tell you that something went wrong on a specific line. Even if it knows what's the mistake, it isn't his job to correct it. Else, it would create even more errors, because it doesn't know in which way you've implementing your solution. Imagine a compiler saying : 'Error, print is not defined, did you mean printf' then the compiler replace print with print. In fact, you really want to call a function named print, but you forgot including the right header. Then, all vour code is false and vou have to correct the compiler's correction manuallv : that's not worth!

That moment when your client emails a biblical scroll of "bugs" they found while using Internet Explorer 6 on their Windows XP fossil. Like Napoleon here, you're just staring into the abyss contemplating your life choices. What am I supposed to do? Build a time machine? The browser was discontinued in 2022 for a reason. No amount of CSS hacks or polyfills will save that trainwreck. But you'll still spend three days trying to fix it because the client pays your bills. Meanwhile, Chrome and Firefox users are having zero issues with your perfectly standards-compliant code.