For That Modern Web Feeling

The existential crisis every developer faces at 2 AM while debugging. We name something a "variable" and then immediately declare it as "const" or "final" or "readonly" - essentially telling it not to vary. The cognitive dissonance is real! It's like naming your pet rock "Runner" or your cactus "Cuddles." No wonder our code gets confused and throws exceptions - we've been gaslighting our variables this whole time!

Ah yes, the classic clickbait article about asynchronous operations where the numbers are completely out of order. Because that's the joke – asynchronous code doesn't execute in the sequence you wrote it. Your callback functions will return whenever they damn well please, just like these list items. The author didn't mess up the numbering; they're just demonstrating the chaotic reality of async programming where "3" finishes before "1" and your sanity slowly dissolves into a puddle of Promise.all() rejections.

Content You've reached the reaction limit Emotions! We all have them - but on Slack, you're limited to 23 reactions per message. I bet he's thinking about other women Why isn't Slack reaction limit some base-2 number

Paying $1200/month to use GPT-4 to uppercase text. That's like hiring a brain surgeon to put on a band-aid. The real kicker? Someone spent their entire weekend auditing API costs only to discover they could've just used .toUpperCase() and saved $1000. The most expensive string transformation in history. Somewhere, a regex is laughing at us all.

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Content Brevity is the soul of wit Make the code as short as possible. Show how smart you are. Let subtle language features guide you. For instance, take a look at this ternary operator '?' : 1 taken from a well-known javascript library 2 i i? i 0? Math.max(0, len i) : i: 0; Cool, right? If you write like that, a developer who comes across this line and tries to understand what is the value of i is going to have a merry time. Then come to you, seeking for an answer. One-letter variables Another way to code shorter is to use single-letter variable names everywhere. Like a, b or c. A short variable disappears in the code like a real ninia in the forest. No one will be able to find it using "search" of the editor. And even if someone does, they won't be able to "decipher" what the name a or b means. Soar high. Be abstract. While choosing a name try to use the most abstract word. Like obj, data, value, item, elem and so on. The ideal name for a variable is data . Use it everywhere you can. Indeed, every variable holds data, right? ProarammerHumor.io