Finding A Tech Job In 2025 Be Like

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SWEET MOTHER OF SKILL REQUIREMENTS! Left side: an absolute APOCALYPSE of tech logos - AWS, Docker, Kubernetes, Linux, security certifications, and about 47 other technologies that no human could possibly master in one lifetime. Right side: Excel. Just... Excel. Because apparently after demanding you be a cybersecurity ninja, cloud architect, and full-stack developer with 20 years of experience in 3-year-old technologies, what they ACTUALLY need is someone who can make a pivot table. The tech industry is having an absolute identity crisis and I'm here for the chaos! 💀

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