Dont Make Fun Of Programming Languages

Content akamaozu Nov '15 My pastor did not allow me to join the python community. He asked me if python is the only programming language in the world or did I voluntarily choose something so demonic. I told him the syntax is very appealing and he got annoyed. He said eve fell for the deceptive nature of a snake and now I'm repeating her failings again. He recommended Javascript because it starts with a J, like Jesus. When I told him it's the only programming language that works in the browser, he told me that it's a sign from God. He has started paying for my lessons to convert languages and I just wanted to come and let those in python's bondage know that there is liberty in Javascript. Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

Ah, the ancient runes of Svelte. When your TypeScript variables look like they were summoned from Mordor's coding bootcamp. Someone clearly got tired of boring variable names like 'x' and decided to unleash eldritch symbols upon their codebase. The real horror isn't the demons this summons - it's the poor soul who has to maintain it during the next sprint.

Ever notice how government websites look like they were built when Netscape was still cool? While the rest of us are over here with reactive SPAs, CSS grids, and responsive design, government sites are like "Hey, tables and Comic Sans work just fine, thank you very much." It's like they found a developer time capsule from 1998 and said "Perfect! Ship it!" Nothing says "we value efficiency" like a website that takes 15 seconds to load a PDF form you can't even fill out electronically.

Frontend: neat, organized embroidery with perfect patterns. Backend: the unholy tangle of threads that actually makes it work but looks like a dumpster fire behind the scenes. This is why "full stack" developers are just people who've accepted that half their work will always look like a crime scene. You either die a frontend dev or live long enough to become the person muttering "it works, don't touch it" while staring at spaghetti code that somehow powers a billion-dollar company.

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