Camel Case

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Your laptop just transformed into a portable space heater because you dared to run npm install. The sheer AUDACITY of Node.js deciding that your computer needs to download half the internet just to display "Hello World" is truly a spectacle. Watch in horror as your CPU fan screams for mercy while installing 47,000 dependencies for a simple date formatting library. Your thighs are getting medium-rare, your battery is crying, and somewhere in the distance, a polar ice cap just melted. But hey, at least you got that left-pad package!

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